Baby Wars: The Last Diaper

As I write this message, I have a children's potty song playing in a loop in my head, and I'm wondering how the caregivers for toddlers ever come out on the other side with any amount of sanity left. Come on, I'm a writer-- I'm reality challenged to begin with.

I realized we're getting close to Little Bear's last diaper. And with this being Star Wars Day (May the 4th be with you!), I was also thinking of The Last Jedi. So, what would happen if there were a movie series called Baby Wars? Here's what came to mind:

Baby Wars: A New Tooth

Baby Wars: The Tickle Monster Strikes Back

Baby Wars: Return of the Hiccups

Baby Wars: The Phantom in the Closet

Baby Wars: Attack of the Runny Nose

Baby Wars: Revenge of the Diaper Rash

Baby Wars: The Child Awakens

Baby Wars: The Last Diaper

Sound like blockbusters to me. Think we can get George Lucas on board? And, of course, John Williams for the epic soundtrack.